so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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