At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Randomize
