careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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