i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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