I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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