return my video game
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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