You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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