PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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