it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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