whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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