i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
vagina is talking i cant
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I lost the right to judge tonight
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