so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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