Whod you bang
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
it was like eating out sand paper
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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