Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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