Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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