the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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