i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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