I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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