He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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