I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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