He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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