Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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