i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It's just like the Real World with babies
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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