So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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