i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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