butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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