And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I think people are normalizing furries
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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