Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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