I accidentally burped into my bong.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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