New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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