My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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