talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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