too bad you live with your parents still
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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