I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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