Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Randomize