If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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