Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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