Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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