So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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