i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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