You can't motorboat a personality
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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