I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
