WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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