if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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