fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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