did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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