I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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