She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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