Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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