AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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