UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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