guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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