im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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