Are we in a gay sports bar?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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