omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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